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Kritzerman, Kritz Vader, K-Man
Wednesday, 3 March 2010/ 20:00/
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Dear Diary,


p/s: fictional~~~

I'm sure you've heard of Kritz Yeoh. He is my friend that I've known for nearly five years. Shhh, don't tell anyone but he is THE new superhero. He was fighting with a man who works (or worked, if he.. you know, died while fighting with him) Indah Water.

Someone recorded the video and uploaded it to the internet. It was so amazing and breathtaking, no one could deny his strength, sense of justice and bravery. The next day, he became a universally known hero. Everyone approved of him. Even Barack Obama complimented him over the New York Times.

People started giving him superhero names. Out of thousands suggestions, Kritzerman, Kritz Vader, and K-Man were the most popular ones. After several arguements and discussions, they decided that Kritzerman was too long for a superhero name, Kritz Vader might attract a lot controversies and lawsuits, therefore K-Man was the most suitable one out of all.

"K-Man it is." he said semi-approvingly, relieved that the war over his superhero name is finally over.

K-Man has fought over a thousand villains and criminals as of last week, and still counting. Right now, he's probably fighting some idiots out there, handsomely. On his way home, he would probably buy some foods for some homeless men and animals, reaching home just in time to watch American Idol on TV.

Did I mention OneRepublic wrote a song just for him to thank him with everything? What about K-Man facts? and the Disney K-Man cartoon series? The newly released 3D movie directed by James Cameron and Christopher Nolan, starring K-Man himself, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt?

I am just sooo prooud of him and happy to have him as my friend.






OMG I am so brilliant HAHAHAHAHA! HOW DID I MANAGE TO WRITE SO MUCH NONSENSE IS BEYOND ME MYSELF.


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